When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.