Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Ur mum

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.