Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.