When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.