Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Tear up when I poop

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.