- Things You Think Only You Do

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

Use my phone to see what time it is

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

I mean Diana Ross.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.