look at bins as i walk past them

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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speak proper english

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.