When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.