Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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I cant ride a bike

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Poo really loud

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.