- Things You Think Only You Do

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

humiliating little girls

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.