Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.