When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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make south park refferences every day

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.