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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.