Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.