Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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speak proper english

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.