- Things You Think Only You Do

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Justin Beiber is a woman

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.