I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

I chew my ice cream.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.