when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.