- Things You Think Only You Do

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Only use the left earphone.

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

try to give your friends spirit animals

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

I was not born in the country I am living in now

I gotta get down of Friday

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.