Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.