Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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I chew my ice cream.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I hit the frig after sex

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.