Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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My parents are annoying.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.