talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.