when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.