- Things You Think Only You Do

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.