I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.