When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Eat ice by itself

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.