- Things You Think Only You Do

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Ur mum

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

Take off the ends of the banana (

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.