When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.