Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Sometimes I toot.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.