I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.