- Things You Think Only You Do

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Play as both sides on fifa

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.