Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.