When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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I cant ride a bike

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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listen to madonnas new album

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Poo really loud

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Boinked my neighbor

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.