look at bins as i walk past them

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Boinked my neighbor

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.