Thinking your life is a movie...

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.