Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.