I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Courtesy flush.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.