I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Eat ice by itself

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.