Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.