While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I scratch and sniff.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.