Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.