Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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humiliating little girls

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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I think about other women when having sex

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.