- Things You Think Only You Do

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Tear up when I poop

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

I cant ride a bike

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.