get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Do somthing only you do

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I never feel bored

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.