eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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i masturbate with my feet

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.