Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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I read the down voted posts

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.