get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.