When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Think about breathing...

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.