hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Tear up when I poop

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I push the door open with my stomach

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.