Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.