I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.