- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

I don't read the terms of service.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

I hold my breath in elevators

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I lift my butt when I'm farting

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.