- Things You Think Only You Do

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Look at my poop before flushing

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.