- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

I push the door open with my stomach

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Play as both sides on fifa

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.