I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.