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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.