When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I never feel bored

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.