I used to eat bath bubbles

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.