get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.