Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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call someone by a siblings name.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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k. everyone

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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get really confused

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.