When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.