Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Poop naked.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Brake for tail-gaters

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.