Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.