Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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k. everyone

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.