think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Vote for the other guy

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.