Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.