Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Watch the same movies over and over

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Pee in the shower

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.