While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.