When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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get really confused

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.