You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Vote for the other guy

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.