Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.