I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.