I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.