I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Vote for the other guy

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.