Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

fall asleep in the shower.

I aphabeticalize my shoes

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

I have seen a UFO

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.