Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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misread dig bick

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.