I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.