When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.