I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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chew on the side of my teeth

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.