Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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wonder who wrote these things

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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get really confused

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.