whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.