I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.