Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Your mom

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.