Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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get really confused

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.