Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.