wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.