imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I want to suck on your penis

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.