getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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being super bored at shool

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.