after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Take baths

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.