whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.