Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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jack off

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.