I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.