Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Your mom

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.