try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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hate Justin Bieber

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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jack off

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.