I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.