look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Made after doomsday plans

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.