Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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smoke marijuana

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.