after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.