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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.
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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)
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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay
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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.
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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning
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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.
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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.
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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.
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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.
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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.
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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?
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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid
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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.
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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool
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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.
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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.
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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.
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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters
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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out
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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.
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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit
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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.