Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Pee in the shower.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.