every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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being super bored at school

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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hate Justin Bieber

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.