Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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jack off

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.