Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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KICK THE CAN

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.