Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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jack off

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.