Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Fart at home

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.