Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Say what even when u heard someone

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.