when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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I eat ass

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.