Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.