realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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I always cry when I pray.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Pee in the shower.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.