I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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smoke marijuana

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.