smoke marijuana

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.