stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.