try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Go outside and pee.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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shag your mom

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.