try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.