when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.