Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

I really like taking shits.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.