wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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I really like taking shits.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.