When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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I really like taking shits.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.