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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.