get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

thumb_up thumb_down -140

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I ejaculate fire and glory

thumb_up thumb_down -59

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

thumb_up thumb_down -44

I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

thumb_up thumb_down -106

Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

thumb_up thumb_down -85

Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

thumb_up thumb_down +52

Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

thumb_up thumb_down +20

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

thumb_up thumb_down -16

act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

thumb_up thumb_down +43

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

thumb_up thumb_down -65

shag your mom

thumb_up thumb_down -83

Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

thumb_up thumb_down -125

Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.