Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.