Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.