See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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ASMR

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.