Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.