Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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I can see a magic eye image

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.