I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.