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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.
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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!
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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff
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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.
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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES
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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.
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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.
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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.
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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"
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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!
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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky
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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.
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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while
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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...
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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time
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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.
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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass
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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring
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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly
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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad
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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.
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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.