avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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shag your mom

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.