(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.