Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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I really like taking shits.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.