I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.