Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.