I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.