try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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being super bored at school

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Fart at home

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.