Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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Go outside and pee.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.