Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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smoke marijuana

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.