- Things You Think Only You Do

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

-58

When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

-72

Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

+11

Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

-9

stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

-85

become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

-132

when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

-21

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

-37

Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

-81

Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

+76

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

+22

When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

+41

Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

+58

Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

-46

Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

-3

i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

-55

Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

Things You Think Only You Do