Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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smoke marijuana

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.