sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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being super bored at school

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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smoke marijuana

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.