When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.