Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.