At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Fart at home

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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sit in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.