log off the internet then think of something and go back on

draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.