I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.