Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.