Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.