Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.