Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.