I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I always cry when I pray.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.