I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.