Like a toy until it breaks.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.