When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Take baths

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.