After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.