if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.