When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

Watch the same movies over and over

I want to suck on your penis

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.