I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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I want to suck on your penis

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.