I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.