At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.