When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -60

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

thumb_up thumb_down -74

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

thumb_up thumb_down -13

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

thumb_up thumb_down -21

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

thumb_up thumb_down -27

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

thumb_up thumb_down -39

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

thumb_up thumb_down -65

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

thumb_up thumb_down -75

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

thumb_up thumb_down -91

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.