I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.