Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Made after doomsday plans

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.