I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I eat ass

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.