I want to suck on your penis

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Play Minecraft

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.