When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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I want to suck on your penis

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.