having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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wonder who wrote these things

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I eat ass

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.