I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Play Minecraft

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.