get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.