imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.