Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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hate Justin Bieber

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.