Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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I put big spaces in between comments

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being super bored at school

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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hate Justin Bieber

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.