When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

Pee in the shower.

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I always think I have special powers

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.