Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

KICK THE CAN

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

get home from work and masturbate instantly

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.