Like a toy until it breaks.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Fart at home

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.