wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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sit in the shower

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.