I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I always think I have special powers

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.