Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.