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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.
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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)
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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.
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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money
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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.
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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story
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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O
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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee
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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.
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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet
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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.
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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.
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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.
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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!
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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun
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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views
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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.
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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.
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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.
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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.
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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I
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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.
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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.
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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.