When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.