Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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smoke marijuana

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.