Think of numbers as male or female.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.