Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.