when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.