When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

Sitting next to a banana called James

Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.