I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Go outside and pee.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.