Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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I really like taking shits.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.