When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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I really like taking shits.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.